Kicked Out of a Restaurant (ft. Tabbes)/Transcript


 * Chilly: This video was sponsored by VRV. Ooh, I'm so excited about this one! Use my special link to get a 30 day ad free trial of VRV Premium. Go to vrv.co/chillypanda OR click the link in the description below. Find out some of my faves to watch and more info on VRV at the end of this video. I would like to preface this story but saying that this was all Tabbes' fault.
 * Tabbes: What?! What do you mean it's my fault?
 * Chilly: OK fine.... (SCRIPT REWRITING SESSION) Actually we both tend to get ourselves into these weird spontaneous decisions, but this one was her fault. (Tabbes prepares her signature bat) Hey guys, it's Chilly! So during one of my visits to the Big Apple, Tabbes had this bright idea to have dinner at one of those super fancy and expensive steakhouses. Y'know, the ones you always see and hear about but are always either too poor or too intimidated to actually go in and eat at. Well...we wanted to see what all the hype was about and see if it was actually worth spending that much money, just to eat a piece of meat. I mean, a rib-eye steak really only costs like $8 a pound at the market but *pfft!* Whatever. I am an open-minded person! I'll try anything at least once. Well, almost anything. (cute face) Anyways, so when we got to the restaurant that Tabbes said was all the rave, we walked in, and to our surprise, the place was pretty empty. Then this super well-dressed guy walked up to us and said with an accent:
 * Host #1: How can I help you?
 * Chilly: Oh my god, I don't know what accent that was, but let's just go with it. Uh, table for two please! The guy quickly eyed us up and down and after a solid 30 seconds he said:
 * Host #1: Ahem, uh, sorry, but it appears we're full, you'll need to make a reservation next time.
 * Chilly: (awkward blinking) Sir, I'm no ophthalmologist, but if you were getting your vision checked in my office, I'd feel sorry that you couldn't enjoy the beautiful things in this world because of how poo your vision is AND you wouldn't be getting a lollipop! What do you mean you're full?!?
 * Host #1: Sorry miss, but there's nothing I can do.
 * Chilly: You can go get your vision checked.
 * Viewer: Well Chilly, maybe they were booked out and the people just didn't arrive yet.
 * Chilly: Oh my dear viewer, I accounted for that. You see, I'm the queen of giving people the benefit of a doubt, but then this happened: And that's when a family of four came up from behind us and said:
 * Father: Table for four please.
 * Host #1: Right this way.
 * Chilly and Tabbes: WHAT?!?!
 * Chilly: And you know what the difference between us and them was? Their clothing! The kids were dressed in the finest of clothes, and the gentleman in the tidiest of suits with his wife in his arms with a glamorous dress. And then there was us. (Chilly: drenched in sweat bc. NY summer heat SUCKS, VERY frizzy hair, ripped skinnies 4Lyfe; Tabbes: Signature hat, Emirichu Shirt, How I Met Your Mother coat, lovely union jack Doc Martins) I mean to be fair, those were my fancy ripped jeans but I guess the host didn't appreciate that. So we ended up going to a sushi and Korean buffet that was- (blow-kiss) But did you think the story ended there?? Oh boy! So one night we were walking in the city with two new additions to the group, Blubs and Cheesesteak, and we decided, yeah we're hungry. Let's go eat! Yelp the nearest place, wow it's another 5-star steakhouse! Round 2!! BUT there was one problem. (Black Kdrama ball cap, more sweaty kids, shirt, gym shorts, socks and sandal combo) Cool, let's get kicked out a second time so we can make a longer video. This restaurant had a lot more people than the first one, and of course, there they were again, all so well-dressed. Walking in, we were once again greeted by a well-suited man, BUT this time had didn't have an accent.
 * Tabbes: Table for four please.
 * Chilly: The guy eyed us up and down, just like the other guy from before did, but this time I was prepared. I was already expecting the polite rejection, but I can kinda understand because we were pushing our luck with Mr. gym shorts and sliders over here.
 * Host #2: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... OK, right this way please.
 * Chilly: OK guys, Chipotle it- wh- wait, we're in??? We followed the guy towards our table, and I swear, every single one of the fancy dressed-up people in the restaurant were eyeing us down as we walk through. I mean, yeah, OK, this wasn't exactly our scene but this is 2018, damn it. Let me dressed as I please, I'm just trying to grab some food!
 * Host #2: Your table. (anime sting sound effect) (BRUH)
 * Chilly: (sighs) This guy put us in the back corner of the restaurant by ourselves, away from everyone else. I don't know if they did this so we weren't the first thing people would see when they passed by because reputation and all that, OR if they were worried we were going to dine and dash, and putting us far in the back would make it difficult to do so with all the maneuvering in the restaurant we'd have to do. Maybe it was a combo of both, but whatever, we were in, and this steak better be worth it. Our waitress came over and she seemed like a nice lady. We put in our orders for steak and some sides including a baked potato which by the way was 15 freaking dollars! For a potato worth that much, BTS themselves would have to fly to New York from Korea, baked the potato themselves, and sing in harmony and dance in synchronization as they present it to me. Actually, I'd pay a lot more for that potato. Anyways, in the middle of the meal, I had gone to the bathroom and the waitress came in to check on the others and see how the food was. She started having some casual convo with them since we were the only table she was waiting on at the time and I think she was also slightly suspicious of us because we were the youngest ones in the restaurant, and also our attire. So then it somehow ended with this question:
 * Waitress: So what do you guys do?
 * Cheesesteak: Nothing, we're still in school.
 * Tabbes: We do YouTube.
 * Waitress: OH MY GOD!!! Imalosemyjob!
 * Chilly: Nah, she seemed to like us because she even gave us free desserts; a delicious cheesecake and key lime pie, which cost 11 freaking dollars a plate! Not that that really saved the hit our wallets took that night. (Bill: The cost of this meal is a couple of your organs. Just so you know you could've bought a few P1 concert tickets but naaaah you had to be stupidly spontaneous. No not even, THINK OF ALL THE STARBUCKS YOU COULD HAVE BOUGHT YOU NOOB. This is why you suck.) Ramen is so good, you guys! Overall, I wouldn't spend that much money on steak again. It wasn't bad but it also wasn't eat ramen and eggs for two months to make up for it good, so....yeah!

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