MY ROOMMATE LOCKED ME OUT (ft. Tabbes)/Transcript


 * Chilly: T'was the night of Chilly's roommate finale release! Will she finally listen to her viewers (GIVE US ROOMMATES PART 4!!!!!!!!!!!) and decide to stop abusing her powers to leave them on a cliffhanger for as long as possible? Usually she is not this evil but because of the many times she was left on cliffhangers, thank you, Game of Thrones. She thought she had to carry out her own act of-
 * Tabbes: Enough!! I can't listen to this anymore. This is too cringy, even for you!
 * Chilly: But I-
 * Tabbes: No buts! Go back to your "Hey guys, it's Chilly" and go on with the video.
 * Chilly: I'm just trying to have some fun!! Jeez, can't we have fun anymore!?!
 * Tabbes: If you wanna have fun, then use this. (pulls out her bat)
 * Chilly: Hey guys, it's Chilly! OK, so before we get into this video, since I've done the face reveal, a lot of you have great memories, and I know you guys won't stop asking for these pictures, so me being the wish granter that I am, I'm here to serve. OK, SO BAM! Concert #1 with King dab! BAM!! Concert #2 was Mark making sure he still had my heart! Don't worry Bo, I won't switch up on you. So now that that's out of the way, a year ago I introduced you to Regina who would become the worst roommate I had ever encountered and basically made my dorm experience a living hell. Three videos have already been dedicated to her and today is the season finale! Future roommate seasons are still in consideration and pending. OK, so if you remember from Part 2, I mentioned that Regina had this thing where rules apply to other people but not to herself. Now Regina hates other people making loud noises or any noises for that matter, but she's free to throw a rave whenever she chooses. Oh I'm not even being dramatic either. Regina had this TV in the room which was supposed to be shared between us but she never gave a chance to anyone but herself to watch. If she was on the phone, she was watching. If she was studying, she was watching. Even if she wasn't watching, she was watching. Did you not go to kindergarten, Regina!? Do you know what sharing is or is sharing when you take people's things?! LIKE THE REST OF MY MILK!!! (breathes in and out) I'm OK, I'm OK. Anyways, she never failed to have Keeping Up With the Kardashians blasting through the room, and we're talking full volume! Probably to compensate for the lack of common sense volume up in here. Now I'm not one to judge someone's preferences when it comes to TV shows, but you have all these amazing choices and you go with that one? Really?? I've asked her a couple times to turn it down especially when I'm studying, but she never really got the hint and just kept raising it back up again. My quick solution was to just put my headphones in and blast something more soothing to my ears. (WAKE ME UP) It's whatever, right? But no, it doesn't end there, not with Regina. We're all internet nerds here and we can all relate to the fact that we're all on our computer, laptops, and phones, A LOT. Add on the fact that I'm a college student, my life is pretty dependent on my laptop, which means I type a lot, whether it's typing an essay, chatting with friends, googling what V's ideal type is, what Schumann's favorite foods are, you know, just the usual stuff. I'll be typing away and...
 * Regina: Ahem, like excuse me, do you like mind not typing like so loud?!
 * Chilly: (compares the sound of her typing with the volume of the TV) Are y- NO, I didn't give in to this nonsense. I didn't stop typing because I have more important things to do than listening to which Kardashian sister broke a nail. I am a productive college student, thank you very much. Her ears were that sensitive though. My phone would vibrate once when she was napping, and she'd wake up to it, which brings me to the story that made me crack. Oh yes, your dear pushover Chilly cracked. A very weird habit of Regina's is that she liked to keep our room door open. Some people in the dorms like to keep their doors open, so passing buyers can stop by and say hello, but she didn't even open the door all the way. No, she liked to keep the door open against the door latch. WHY?!? I really have no idea! Maybe she didn't know how to use it or something. And you would think someone with oh-so sensitive ears would gently let go of the door when she was coming in or out of the room, but nope, she let the door happily slam against the latch to make sure the entire floor heard it. And she did this all the time, whether we were both in the room, whether one of us was in the room, and yes she tries to keep the door open even when neither of us were in the room, even though petty thefts happen all the time in the dorm. You college students can probably relate, or maybe it was just my school that was full of these shameless criminals that would steal pencils and shoes. Guys, there's a volume slider on my hand that makes me type in a lower volume. The next day I was coming back to my room from a late evening class and all I wanted to do was sleep. Anyways, I was walking back to my room, all ready to just fall into bed and just pass out into dreamland, when something peculiar set out to me. The door was closed. FULLY closed and locked! Whoa, was it her birthday?! Did someone gift her a dose of common sense? I used the key to unlock the door for the first time ever and pushed it open for... (the door to get caught in the latch) AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!! OK, I know for a fact this was a pre-meditative plan. We have been living together for four months, and not one had she used the latch properly and now she remembers to use it? And not only that, she knows for a fact that I come home from classes around the time, and yet she still double-locks the door? I peek-a-booed inside through the small crack and the lights were all off and she was in her bed sleeping. Or was she?? Now the thing is, I knew she knew I was out there. When the door slammed against the latch, it was loud enough for our neighbors to come out and make sure everything was OK. And this was from a girl who would wake up to a phone vibrating once! She was playing nobody right now. Now I had a few options I could take in a situation like this. A. I could continue my pushover lifestyle and just sit in the study room until Sleeping Beauty decided to wake up. B. I could knock on the door gently until she wakes up and lets me in. Or C. I could go "Red Ross".
 * Joey: (from "Friends - Rugby or Red Ross" clip) (Ross seethes in anger and storms off) Red Ross!! (laugh-track)
 * Chilly: If this is the first time watching these videos, you'd probably thought I chose C. because it's probably what any person with kind of roommate would do. If you'd watched my entire series though, you'd probably guess A. and in that case.... (applause clap) You guys know me so well. That's what I did, I sat in the study room, Skyped with some friends, and got work done. After about two hours, I saw her walking down the hallway, so I took it as my queue to go back into my room. Oh but I didn't let it go, NO NO NO!! I sat on my bed, looking through my phone, when she walked in, and without even looking at her... Oh, so you didn't hear me when I tried opening the door?
 * Regina: No, I was like napping, obvi.
 * Chilly: Right. You wake up to my phone vibrating but the door being slammed against the latch didn't stir you at all?
 * Regina: Guess not!
 * Chilly: And you locked the door, because?
 * Regina: It's like a habit.
 * Chilly: Right. You haven't used the door latch properly all semester or locked the door for that matter but must've missed the memo on this new habit of yours to double-lock the door. Not to be that person but don't try pulling a stunt like that again and then lying about it. This is just not your room where you get to make all the rules. Wouldn't want you to get kicked out or anything. That was the first time I set up to Regina like that. On the outside, I was all like-(another Red Ross moment) On the inside-
 * Monica: (from another Friends episode) I can't feel my legs.
 * Chilly: BUUUUUT that conversation was the start of a new beginning. Regina stopped being a Regina and if she wasn't gifted common sense before, that conversation sure did it. BUUUUUT it didn't last long. She ended up graduating early which ultimately meant she was gonna move out of her dorm leaving me alone in my room all to myself for the rest of the semester! WOO-HOO!!! See? I told I was rewarded for my patience. Good things come to those who wait. Although looking back at this whole story, part of me wishes I went with option C, probably would've made a better YouTube video.
 * Tabbes: Should've used the bat!

End-card

 * Chilly: So yes, that is the end of Regina's story. But I had other roommates who I might make videos on. I mean there was this one roommate who was very comparable to Regina. She went as far as breaking my things, but we only stopped living together recently and she knows about my YouTube channel, but we ended things on bad terms, so I'm not even sure if she watches them anymore. I have to give it a grace period before I can cross that line, y'know. BUT if you guys want more of these, just let me know in the comments, and thanks for being patient on this season finale, I know it's been so long. And happy holidays everybody!