I HATE MY ROOMMATE -- Chilly Roommates Part 3/Transcript


 * Chilly: If you didn't know this already, I'm socially awkward. When I moved into the dorms, I kinda have a hard time getting to know the people who lived on my floor. So there was this welcome back party the university hosted a week before school started to welcome back the students. Now this isn't usually my kind of scene but part of me really wanted to go and check it out, but my friends still hadn't moved in at that point, so I didn't really have anyone to go with. Oh and remember, Regina didn't move in until a week after school started. Our RA sent out an email the day of saying that we would go as a group, and whoever would like to join should meet up in front of her room and we'd walk over there. I took up the offer. Yes, I know, it's lame, but whatever. It was like four years ago and I've grown up a lot since then, and that's not the point of the story, OK? Moving on... I got to meet this one girl who was as socially awkward as me, and she was waiting in front of the RA's door, wanting to go to this party too. Yay for new friend!! We'll call her Gretchen. So Gretchen and I started eating together, watching movies, bought our overly expensive textbooks together.. I know, right? What a blast we were having! But it was nice company and we got along great. In come Regina. (I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL) Gretchen was pretty busily telling me about her roommate and how she didn't think they would be getting along this year because her roommate was a partyer and did a lot of underage drinking and stuff like that. And she would tell me any stories that happened, which I returned the favor when Regina moved in. Another thing we had in common, roommates we didn't get along with. Fast forward about 2-3 weeks, I come home one day and Regina is there. I tried to start some small talk because why not?
 * Regina: So I like just let this girl on our floor. And like oh my god, she seems pretty cool. I think she's like the chillest person who like lives in this building, like literally.
 * Chilly: That's cool, what's her name?
 * Regina: Gretchen. She like lives a few rooms down from us. Isn't that like crazy?
 * Chilly: Oh HELL no!! Long story short, those two became buddy-buddies, and Gretchen is over at our room almost every day and she basically comes into the room, gives me an awkward "hey" then starts giggling and gossiping with Regina. I see you! You're gonna act like we never bonded. We went to buy textbooks together, goddamn it! (throws textbook at Gretchen) And now you're just somebody that I used to know.... Whatever. So those two get close and stuff. I have other people to hang out with and stuff, but the story doesn't end there. In all honesty, I think Regina did some sort of witchcraft voodoo shit. I'd like to point out that Gretchen at the time was a freshman while Regina if you don't remember was a senior, meaning that Gretchen was underage and Regina was not, but that's no big deal. Gretchen wasn't into partying anyways or drinking or any of that other stuff, which is why she avoided her roommate like the plague. But then Regina comes along and starts pursuing her to go to all these house parties, and this girl is just over the moon about being invited by her. Maybe it was because she was a senior and if you get invited to a party by a senior then that makes you cool or maybe she thought that she had to party to fit in. BUT I think she was being controlled by a voodoo doll. Regina did always lock her doors before going out, soooo..... So one morning at 4AM, I'm sleeping because, well...I need sleep, and all of a sudden the door just slams open and two girls walk in. Gretchen is giggling non-stop, obviously drunk, while Regina just flips on the lights, not caring that there's a panda trying to get her beauty sleep. Regina who is just tipsy helped Gretchen onto my futon and proceeded to turn on the TV. Mind you, I was just looking from over my bed and just watching with a "What the fuck!?" expression on my face. Regina didn't even acknowledge that I was there. Oh you wanna play that game, voodoo girl?! Yeah that's right, I finally stepped out of my shell! (throws pillow at Regina) I'M TRYING TO SLEEP. Regina was obviously not pleased with me interrupting her fun with her friend, ignoring the fact that she allowed an underage girl to get drunk, but she had the nerve to be annoyed with me trying to SLEEP IN MY OWN ROOM?!? Now that I think about it, I'm wondering why I never reported her to our RA and probably had her kicked out of the dorm. Later that morning, Regina decides to be a good host and make breakfast for the two of them. I stepped out of my room to go take a shower and then came back to make my own breakfast knowing I have some delicious milk in my fridge. Where's my milk??
 * Regina: Oh! Well like I made like cinnamon rolls for us and like we can't have rolls without like milk. Like oh my god, imagine eating cinnamon rolls without like milk, and I was like too lazy and like tired to like go downstairs and get my like own milk. So like I figured you wouldn't like mind if we like drink the rest of yours, but like I made you like a cinnamon roll, but like there's no more milk like left for you.
 * Chilly: DO NOT TOUCH MY MILK!!! (Hulk roar)

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 * Chilly: It just never ends with Regina. That's right, there still more to this story. What kind of horrible roommate stories do you have? Let me know in the comments below. A couple of announcements. First of all, oh my goodness, we hit a hundred subscribers! Well as of today, we 120, but oh my god, this is HUGE!! You have no idea how much it means to me. It may not be a big number too many, but it means the whole world to me, oh my god, this is so exciting! Second announcement, I have so much planned for this channel, I have a bunch of collabs lined up, and I'm so excited to work with other creators, so keep an eye out for that. Also if you haven't followed me on my social media, then you should get on that. Links are below! Don't forget to give this video a like, subscribe, and share this video with a friend. I'll see you guys next time!