Sleep (ft. Tabbes)/Transcript


 * Chilly: Hey guys, it's Chilly! OK, so a lot of people have asked me why I chose the name I did. OK, maybe not a lot like a handful, whatever. I thought I would partly address that question here. Contrary to what most people tend to believe, you know exactly what I'm talking about, The actual reason I went with my name was because I resonate with pandas. Have you seen their lifestyle? They spend half of their day picking out and the other half sleeping. Who wouldn't want that kind of lifestyle? You just eat and sleep! How much can life get better than that? I already kinda live a life like that besides the stress of being in university, doing this whole YouTube thing, and trying to be somewhat social because apparently that's an important thing to do in my age, ignoring the fact that I'm a complete introvert. Life and it's standards, am I right? But I do sleep a lot, more than I care to admit to, but I will in this video because YouTube is all about that self-deprecation. Sleep is a beautiful thing that I enjoy doing. I am one of those people who can't function to the day without at least 8-10 hours of sleep. Kudos to those who can make it through the day with very little sleep without jumping that one kid who keeps interrupting the class every two seconds to ask a question. It's just too enjoyable for different reasons. Before I started college, we visited family friends a lot. I don't know why they call them family friends, it's really just parents visiting their friends and dragging their kids along with them, because they don't want them to stay home alone or because it's considered rude to not show up, despite the fact that you're non-existent in those environments. Is anyone else's parents like this? Heck, my own parents wouldn't even talk to me because they just keep talking to their friends and catching up, and I would just sit there while the adults talk. I could've just called them and said hello and went back to playing video games or watching cartoons, but instead I was just sitting on these people's couch, this oh-so comfy couch and...yeah. (young Chilly falls asleep) If anything, I blame my parents for enabling my love for sleep. I don't do this anymore, but that's because I don't tag along with my parents when they visit THEIR friends. So a couple of weeks ago, I went to meet up with these nerds, and me and Tabbes were staying in a hotel together. The first day I got there, I didn't get any sleep the night before because I had to catch my flight at an ungodly hour and I had to take the bus to get to the airport. So I hadn't have any time to catch some Z's. The next night, I didn't really get any sleep either because I was just having too much fun and it was the first day, y'know. So before we were going to head out on day 2, me and Tabbes were just chilling in the room listening to music. I'm still really tired, I think I've only gotten five hours of sleep combined these last two nights. Maybe I should take a quick 20-minute power nap before we head out.
 * Tabbes: No naps!! You can sleep forever when you're dead. No sleeping for you!
 * Chilly: If you want to be able to walk with you all day, I need the 20 minutes.
 * Tabbes: That's fine but let's make it interesting. I bet you can't sleep to metal music. If you can, then you can have your nap. Otherwise, we're heading out.
 * Chilly: *Pfft!* Are you kidding me?! I'm a master of sleeping. I can sleep to anything! You're about to see something amazing. And guess what!? I did it! I slept to her blasting metal music to my ear. But it came with a price. (Tabbes squirts toothpaste all over Chilly's face and smirks) Sleep is also great because when you wanna get away from life, you just sleep! I'm the type of person who dreams a lot, and when I have a dream that I'm very much enjoying, that I'll stay asleep for as long as the dream can last me. If I wake up because my bladder decides it wants to do a "ha-ha" on me, or if my friend- no, EX-friend decides it's OK to wake me up at 5 or 6 in the morning, then I'll go back to sleep, and you best believe I will try to go back to that dream, only it never works out and half an hour later, I'm back awake deciding what time is nap-time because nobody likes cliffhangers! I need to know how Mr. Fairy Twinkles finds his true love. Hey, you know what would be kinda cool to do, me being a lover of dreams and everything? Apparently there's this thing called dream walking where you can cross over to other people's dreams. I've never tried it, nor do I know if it actually works, but we can totally have a dream meetup. Just don't, don't kill me in my dreams, I don't like nightmares. Even though I love sleep now, I didn't always nap. Actually naps have very recently became part of my daily routine. You know that image meme thing that went around about how people wish they were still in kindergarten because of nap time? I don't know how many of my viewers are in college but let me tell you something, I've never connected with these quotes, pictures, memes, whatever they're called. (NAPTIME: 5 years old - I DON'T WANNA!!! College - Praise the Lord!) One of the reasons is because well..we didn't have nap time in kindergarten. Why would you ever wanna nap?? Do you know how much precious time you're wasting by napping? Do you know what I could be doing at that time? Binge-watching YouTube videos, playing video games, watching Netflix and catching up on all those TV shows you said you were gonna watch but never did and end up watching Friends for the 40th time in a row, or y'know, just sitting there contemplating the meaning of life, much much more productive than napping! You see, I used to follow Tabbes' motto of "You can sleep when you're dead!" because there's just so much fun stuff to do in life and you just can't waste your time napping. But now with me being a senior and dedicating a lot of my time to YouTube, my motivation to do anything with the academics has plummeted. Now let me tell you something about college for those of you who don't know, you can't afford to lose motivation. You take a day off from doing anything school-related and BAM!!! You have three 10-page papers due, two mid-terms, and a 10-minute speech that you need to present tomorrow. Oh and also you lost 2% of your grade for skipping that one class. Combine that altogether and you got yourself a pot of stress going. There are two ways to solve this problem. The logical thing to do is get those things done because school, grades, diploma, future! But then there's the easy way out option, an option that I sadly discovered recently and I have been resorting to a lot lately even up to two or three times a day. (napping it all away)

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 * Chilly: Thank the lords of caffeine for helping me get through days where I'm not able to nap two or three times a day!! Hashtag: feel free to sponsor me, Pepsi or Starbucks. Cola, you can sponsor me too but Pepsi is still better. A couple of announcements for those who actually stick around to the end of videos, you may have noticed something different in this video. It's a new Chilly! This was one of the many reasons this video took longer than usual. I hope you guys love the new design as much as I do. I might be making a few tweaks to it but I'm generally super happy with how this turned out. Let me know in the comments below what you think about it. Secondly, I have a Discord server, like many animators now do. I hang out there a lot actually and I'm planning on hosting some events so I can hang out with you guys. So make you sure to check out that link in the description below. Thirdly, we hit two milestones recently. We hit 5000 subscribers and now we're at 6000 subscribers, almost at 7000 which is unbelievable, climbing really fast, and I just wanted to thank you guys for showing lots of love and support, because without you guys, I wouldn't be doing this. Another milestone is that this channel is now over a year old. I just streamed with friends to celebrate my channel's birthday, and it was a lot of fun. I might do a stream highlight video but probably not. I just wanted to thank you guys for truly being awesome and mad chill. You guys are just the chillest! Like always, give this video a thumbs-up, subscribe if you haven't already and share this video with a friend. I'll see you guys next time!